a person who is only attracted to shawn peter raul mendes.
person: i heard you have a thing for cameron…
me: no sorry, i’m a mendes-xual.
a idiot that thinks that 9×1=3 keighlar,i idiot that describes his b-tt all the time
- red rope
when two women perform oral s-x on a man. one woman hangs upside down hanging from a red rope while the other woman spins the rope while performing oral s-x on a man. then the -ssisting woman lets go of the tightly spun rope still performing oral s-x while spinning the other direction. jim let’s […]
- oceans ate alaska
a progressive metalcore band from england, that is known for having intricate guitar and drum work, different time signatures, and awesome breakdowns. though they are one of the better metalcore bands out there, they still have some common flaws of metalcore bands, like having whinny lyrics, and slight lowering in quality after losing a singer. […]
questions that need f-cking answers why does hollywood not cast women of color for leading roles? #qtnfa
- pulling a mooch
getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later. after pulling a mooch, maybe they’ll makeup and start the job hunt together.