Mennonite Necklace


a mennonite necklace is the acc-mulation of perspiration that gathers around the collar of a t-shirt. it is important to note that a proper mennonite necklace is distinguished by the fact that the shirt has no other sweat stains apart from the collar area.
iain: look at steve, he’s a true mennonite.
mags: how do you know?
iain: look at his mennonite necklace… it’s not even cold out.

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