Mental Felony
1.thinking about s-x with a girl you see out and about (who looks to be under 18). you think about it, but never act upon it.
2. a coded name for any girl who looks suspicious of being underage and want to alert your friends without putting them on blast and to save them jail time…
(no actions = no felonies = no jail. do as you wish in your mind. create all the felonies you can handle there)
example 1:
“dude, definitely just had a mental felony.”
example 2:
friend 1: “f-ck, you see that girl that just p-ssed us?”
friend 2: “oh yeah dude. total mental felony right there.”
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