Mentos Diet Coke Magic
when you’re having s-x with a girl doggystyle and right when you’re about to finish you grab a diet c-ke bottle in each hand, you open them up and stick a mentos in each, and as they blow, you stick one in her -ss and give her an enema while you finish on her back and stick the other between your legs as it explodes right in her face like old faithful.
i was banging shirley doggystyle last night, and she was complaining she was constipated, so i pepped her bowels right up with some mentos diet c-ke magic!
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