Mermaid Cigarette


another word for a marijuana cigarette or a joint. mermaids live underwater, but you must use fire to light any type of cigarette, the effects of marijuana can often lead to someone feeling like a mermaid who needs fire.
“yo, p-ss the mermaid cigarette dude.”
“time to roll a mermaid cigarette!”
“meet me after work for a mermaid cigarette.”

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