Metal Dan
the metal dan is a s-x act. it is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. this s-x act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s -n-s, in order to penetrate it. the man then deposits his seed into the opened -n-s, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. after swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and s-m-n, he then vomits back into the -n-s from whence it came. the man then penetrates it once more, so that his p-n-s is sufficiently covered in blood, s-m-n, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his p-n-s.
{the metal dan is named after metal dan of love juice labs.}
i hope a rabid hobo metal dans your first born child!
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