Metro safe
the time that untill you can get a metro newspaper.
if you’re late, you have to go soooooooooo fast to school, job or whatever in the morning
that means you don’t have the time to get metro.. or you can’t have.
cause earyl people took all of ’em.
like this situation.
(he woke up at 7:00)
he said “now im in metro safe!!!”
(he woke up at 7:50)
“sh-t. i gotta shower and i have no time to breakfast omg”
of course no time to pick up a metro news..
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