metrojack
an individual who thinks they should be a lumber jack, wearing tight jeans, plaid shirt, work boots, full beard, clean cut hair (possible man bun) and has manicured nails and perfect hygiene. most likely a food service worker at an uppity restaurant, cafe, bartender or espresso barista. female “metrojane”
the metrojack worked diligently to prepare all of his customers orders as quickly as possible.
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