Mexican Avalanche


to -j-c-l-t- in a woman’s hair and then throw her down a flight of stairs.
“that chick took the mexican avalanche like a pro-skier.” or “i mexican avalanched her twice and she still came back for more.”
this takes place when you are enjoying felatio from your lover on the 2nd story or higher in a building. you pull out at money time, and fire a frozen rope of d-ck snot into her face, temporarily blinding her. at this time, your partner would be further incapacitated, so you could utilize this opportunity to smash a taco in her face, either hard or soft sh-ll. (soft sh-ll is suggested for long term relationships, hard sh-ll for one-nighters). at that time, you inform her you’ll walk her to the bathroom to clean up, at which point you throw her down the stairs and yell “avalanche amigos!!!”
beatrice was being a bit of a pain in the b-tt yesterday, so after we came home from the bar and taco bell, i gave her a mexican avalanche. she should be back at work by next thursday.
c-m on a b-tches face…. then shove her down a flight of stairs.
drew: i just gave l.dub a mexican avalanche.
jay: i hope she has insurance.
the action of c-mming in your girlfriends hair and firing her down the steps.
jenna made me so mad last night we watched a p-rno then i gave her a mexican avalanche.
to have s-x with a pregnant woman, & then throw her down the stairs.
you took that mexican avalanche like a champ. bye-bye, baby.

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