Mexican bagpipes
the ubiquitous leaf blower on the back of every mexican lawn boy. it makes a terrible high pitched whining noise when played properly. it also leaves a telltale cloud of dust and low hanging air pollution. people pay the mexican bagpipe player to blow dirt and leaves off of their property and onto their neighbor’s lawn.
i had a terrible hangover and needed to sleep it off. unfortunately a symphony of mexican bagpipes serenaded me for an hour. i was left with migraine and a cloud of dust and spores that was blown into my window
a shot made from equal parts tequila and scotch.
give me another round of mexican bagpipes!
when one blows air into a womans v-g-n- and then uses his or her hands to push down on the lower stomach, pushing the air back out of her v-g-n-, creating natural v-g-n-l flatunlence.
dude, you had to hear the mexican bagpipe i gave this girl last night, it sounded like his -ss after buffalo chicken pizza!
mexican bagpipes are that wonderful instrument that most all mexicans have. a lawn mower.
gary-you look really p-ssed off wayne whats wrong?
wayne-i had to spend my whole afternoon listening to mexican bagpipes while i was watching tv. it was horrible!
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