Mexican Wedge
term given to a s-xual act carried out by two consenting geriatrics. during oral s-x, the giver places a warm chilli-seasoned potato wedge in his/her mouth and sucks it to lubricate it. the giver then inserts the sodden wedge into their partner’s rectal p-ssage through the -n-s and continues to give said partner oral pleasure. the intention of this act is to cause mildly unpleasant burning sensations in the receiver’s intimate areas resulting in an intense -rg-sm and the subsequent ‘mulching’ of the inserted wedge by the contracting -n-s. ideally, the giver will then obligingly consume the mashed wedge as sign of affection.
in some middle eastern cultures, this act is known as ‘hakuni balal’ and is performed by travelling circus troupes to paying audiences.
edna: how did your date with derek go last night elsie?
elsie: very well thank you edna, i gave his b-tch -ss the mexican wedge of his life!
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