a stunningly handsome young chap that dazzles women with his grace and charm… this guy p-sses excellence… he once scored 6 touchdowns in one game in pop warner football.. his athleticism and raw power makes him a man amongst children in the sports world… he took first in all 7 fantasy baseball leagues in 1997.. he is a well oiled machine that you wouldn’t want to p-ss off because one glare from this exceptional human being could prove fatal, hes that good-looking.. in conclusion, if you ever meet michael cooper, you should ask him for his autograph because its worth a lot more coin than yours is…
i saw michael cooper at the mall yesterday and i fainted because he’s even hotter in person than on t.v.
i busted a michael cooper and had the best game of my life!
- cash job
a cash job is when a girl opens out her hands and you j-zz in them as a form of payment for her services. yesterday beth got a cash job so big she brought it to the sperm bank and invested it with double interest.
c-ssandre is a straight g. he gets all of the ladies. he is a superhero with the powers of telekenisis, teleportation, flight, super speed, pyrokinesis, and electric manipulation. citizen 1: “look! up in the sky! it’s a bird, no it’s a plane, it’s superman!” citizen 2: “no the h-ll it’s not! it’s c-ssandre!” — guy: […]
an -n-log format that still kicks -ss for portable music! ipods never came close! anyone who disagrees has never compared it themselves. wow, that c-ssette really does sound better than my ipod… and its about $300 cheaper! something that is used to store music. used to be real popular. actually they sound better than cd […]
a combination of f-cking s-xy and fergalicious/delicious however you roll.. basically its amazing and describes very few people. shes fexalicious! f-ck yeah she is!
location as to where to deposit a guy’s hot load, on the fore head or chin where would you like it babe fhoc?