michigan squeezing twat
michigan native who you are trying to p-ss or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.
i witnessed a michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on i96 westbound perform a beautifully executed michigan squeezing tw-t on a vehicles attempting to p-ss them.
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