Midori

usually likes watching pokemon while watering her pet lizards. likes snacking on wood. is usually nicknamed “the beaver” because of her eating habits. she is the leader of the j-panese mafia and will kick your -ss if you don’t watch out. lives in a mansion in the middle of nowhere, but doesn’t own a car. likes good music, but owns no ipod of her own so she steals them from people randomly walking around listening to them. has a good friend named katie who keeps her under control when she forgets to take her pills.
joe: hey jim, can i listen to your ipod?
jim: no you cannot i’m sorry.
joe: why not?
jim: a midori stole it.
midori is the word for green in j-pan.
watashiwa midoriga sukidesu.
a green-coloured, melon-flavoured liquor. only 20% alcohol volume and is a lot sweeter than other liquors. it was made in j-pan by suntory, a distillery famous for its whisky.
“oh, sh-t. shouldn’t have downed that last midori bottle…”
a common given name for a j-panese female. although it is often written in hiragana, one of the phonetic syllabaries used in the j-panese writing system, it is not uncommon for the name to be written with kanji, the iconographs borrowed from chinese.

midori is also the word for the colour green in j-panese.
hi, my name is midori! i’m a j-panese female!
an alcoholic drink that is melon flavoured availible in australia and its green. you drink it with juice or lemonade or both.
have you tried midori n-gg-? its great
a s-xual position in which a woman mounts a man and spins around on his p-n-s until she turns green and throws up. in the past the woman was traditionally asian (due to their diminutive stature and willingness to do just about whatever freaky sh-t you can imagine), but today any woman can purchase a sling and harness to attempt a midori.
-“dude, that chick was cute last night. you two hook-up?”
-“she midoried all over my chest man. it was really gross but now i’m kind of into it.”