when you are playing fantasy football and you tinker with your team so much that you start a horrible lineup. this horrible line gives you the impression that you are actually good at fantasy football, but in reality, your lineup sucks and everyone in your league knows it.
person 1:why did you leave tom brady, adrian peterson, and calvin johnson on your bench?
person 2: they had a bad week last week and i picked up better people of the waiver wire.
person 1: you are really migsing up your team.
- monterey rub
simultaneously fingerbanging two women. also known as nantucket rigging or clam-gunning. i monterey rubbed joyce and brenda at the movie theater while the previews played. i nantucket rigged felicia and naomi in stirrupped beds while watching chitty-chitty bang bang. maria and phoebe wanted me to clam-gun them like an amc gremlin in-line six engine.
- neil fletcher
the man who invented the corn dog. literally the greatest man to ever walk the earth my role model is neil fletcher
- nice ron
an expression used when ron does a nice job nice ron!
a fan term in american football, when a receiver makes a one-handed catch that the user feels the receiver had little chance of making. named for odell beckham jr, a player from the new york giants who made a very well-known example of that play. often used in the past tense. man, that dude totally […]
- on the job
noun. -term used by emergency responder’s (fire,police,ems) to describe an event or object as being cool. yo guys that tiller is on the job taking part in the act of s-xual intercourse. in other words, the time that a man or woman spend stabbing, plunging the pink, or laying pipe. dude, see that 250-pound beach […]