Mike Weitzel
a s-xi s-xi man wh-r- hottie thats so f-cking hot its just like…sh-tt.
“dude mike weitzel is a f-cking hottie!!! f-ck yeah”
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a hot brazilian guy who happens to be extremely stupid, but remarkably charming.
a weitzel is a player and a man ho, but girls are still head over heels for him
“d-mn, did you see mike weitzel today?”
“f-ck yeah he was lookin’ fineee”
“why yes. his geougeous tan skin makes me hott”
“yeah i wanna f-ck him”
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