the best of the best , don’t mess with a mikelson , they wont stop till they win. strong , beast , full of love , a strong personality , a family man or women . they can be the leaders of the world but watch out never mess with a mikelson or you will live to regret it don’t ever mess with there family either or friends.
for example: awe that mikelson dude i was telling you about he is such a sweet heart but a tough guy on the outside.
for example : that mikelson girl over there she is the toughest girl i have ever meet
s*xy, adorable, cute as a b*tton and honest. she can be your confidant, your best friend, your comedian or your partner in crime. she is outgoing, creative, and bold. a bad *ss motherf*cker who won’t take no sh*t off of n*body. she’s original, amazing, different in all the perfect ways and her beauty is undeniable. […]
- ethanol make
a fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley c*nt. go away you ethanol make
- uteruses before duderuses
like chicks before d*cks but better. there’s this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. hope he asks me out, except i do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. uteruses before duderuses
- seattle banjo
when one spreads a spoonful of nutella on their partners spreaded b*tthole. back and front of spoon and then licks it clean before slapping the convex side spoon on their partners cheeks i gave that girl the best seattle banjo i’ve ever tasted.