uteruses before duderuses

like chicks before d-cks but better.
there’s this boy i like, met him at the food court, he has hair like gretsky and he does jumps on his skateboard. hope he asks me out, except i do not before my best friend likes him aswell and as we know. uteruses before duderuses

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