a term for when one is so captivated by something or someone, that their concentration lapses and they drift off in a euphoric daydream.
usually occurs when bored however, if the source of captivation is strong enough it may happen anywhere.
olivier: “yo man, how was your weekend?”
yugo: “it was great cheers man, i went… -receives text from emily and drifts into a state of daydreaming bliss-
olivier: “dude! you’re mind flowing again.”
- yeet skrrt
verb. the process of hurriedly leaving the scene after seeing something undesirable; when you nope af and you gotta yeet skrrt “where were you at the party last night???” “sorry bro, i saw my ex and had to yeet skrrt outta there real fast.”
when a person stops responding to your texts because they started taking a nap. person 1: hey, you never responded to my text. person 2: yes i did. i sent you a napchat. person 1: huh? i didn’t get anything?? person 2: exactly. snapchats taken directly before, after, or during a nap. often sent by […]
known for an extinct species of rhinoceros, aka the black rhino. has a horrible sense humor and fashion. but in the end is still a gg. don’t be an ijaz. when referring to the rhinoceros: d-mn i wish ijaz’s weren’t extinct
- post tater stress disorder
the anxious, sad, frightening aftermath of when a friend, family member, or co-worker gets upset during the day, and violently launches a potato into a wall or other solid object and it splatters into shards. “dang did you see bobby launch that tater this morning?” “yeah he totally gave me post-tater-stress-disorder”
- twitter bankruptcy
when you become so far behind on your twitter feed that you skip-to-top and give up all hope of reading or catching up on tweets you have missed. (see also: email bankruptcy) i’m 3 days behind on reading tweets, i am declaring twitter bankruptcy!