Minnesota Ice box
when you m-st-rb-t- into an ice cube tray, then let it freeze, then take the ensuing ice cube and say to your girlfriend/gay b-tt pal/skeeter “hey, you wanna foreplay”. irregardless of response, your put the ice cube into s-xual orafice of said partner, and enjoy the resulting pregnancy/b-tt pregnancy.
i gave skeeter an excellent minnesota ice box. we called the b-tt child barack obama, after our president.
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