minty clinch was a 16th century vagabond who plundered and raped his own kind but could not hack it when his grandmother in a waspie committed an act of b-gg-ry upon him with a wooden rod, leaving the distraught vagabond dest-tute, whereupon he took his own life.
“where’s warren the filth tonight?”
“he’s doing a minty clinch down in resolven car-park.
- loosey malusi
a loose, wide, or worn out v-g-n-. to much s-x may result in a loosely malusi got in bed with this smokin’ hot babe but she had a loosey malusi.
- loud b*tches
dumb females that dont know the reason nor the existence of silence and the words shut the f-ck up yo loud b-tches can you please just stop talking your friend is right f-ck-ng in front of you
- libby s*ck
when you’re given a bad bl-wj-b from the queen of england queen elizabeth: “how was that baby?” prince philip: “that was such a libby suck.” queen elizabeth: “cri”
- floor hippie
a human like creature that resides primarily on floors. this creature has an insatiable appit-te for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. if encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. if infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking f-cktard. the floor […]
is when you are having too much fun so you lay on the floor until you are bored again guy: is he alright? girl: : he’s fine, just funconscious when you don’t remember the party nut you know you had a good time i can’t remember anything that happened friday night, i was totally funconscious