Floor hippie

a human like creature that resides primarily on floors. this creature has an insatiable appit-te for heroin methamphetamine and trinket trading and a strange obsession with magic. if encountered euthanize at once to avoid possible infection. if infected by this beast you will slowly turn into a worthless garbage spreading soul sucking f-cktard.
the floor hippie has completely ruined my carpet by leaking unfathomable amounts of bullsh-t and lies from every orifice.

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