Miracle Wizz
the type of p-ss someone takes after holding it in for hours, and failing to find a bathroom until right before they p-ss their pants. it’s cosidered a miracle because that’s the ony way to describe how that person could’ve made it to the restroom.
anouncer: he’s at the 40!! the 50!! wait, where’s he going? folks it seems as if he’s headed for the port-a-potties!! wow!! mid game, he must be going for a miracle wizz!!
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