MIRLF
“mom i’d really like (to) f-ck”
“jon rodgers mom is a mirlf”
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- Mumph
used to express reluctance or disinterest in carryinng out an activity that is undesired. honey, could you please take out the trash? mumph. 3 more definitions 1. dope 2. wasted 3. friend yo, you see that kid? he was all mumphed up mentally r-t-rded individual they should make the windows on short buses pepper flavored […]
- masturbant
a gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation. becky sold me some avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant. sue was watching tom m-st-rb-t- and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.
- Mastur-bate Room
what the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away … and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.
- mickey-dodger
a female who openly shies away from s-x “jules says after 3 months she still hasn’t slept with peter, gosh she’s such a mickey-dodger”
- Maynooth
maynooth, simply the greatest town in ireland. small, with a population of only 10,000 but has a long history behind it, with the fitzgeralds of kildare and maynooth castle. also home to local hero leon talbot, credited with the discovery of the guch. first guy: where that b-tch from? second guy: oh that n-gg- from […]