miso jelly
an admission of jealousy. “i’m so jealous”. an adaptation of the phrase “miso h-rny”, which is a mutation of the phrase “me so h-rny”, which is a poorly translated version of the phrase “i’m so h-rny”. but with jealousy instead of horn.
miso jelly could also conceivably be a type of food, which facilitates humourous use of the phrase as a pun.
“omg you got the latest ib-ttplug, miso jelly”
“what’s the matter baby? can’t finish your supersized bowl of miso jelly?”
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