misterectomy
when she finally divorces the bloke. a particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. a clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.
judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. too bad her hmo won’t cover it.
when a male has surgery that involves removing anything from the groin area.
the doctor told dave today that a tube had developed between his colon and his bladder. dave was shocked to hear that he needed a misterectomy!
getting someone else to break up with your man for you
“hey todd, can you tell brandon that i no longer want to see him?”
“so, you want to perform a misterectomy?”
“with as little pain as possible, thank you.”
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