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• Folake

  shortform of an (especially for central europeans) unpr-nounceable nigerian name, which is normally beared by friendly and fit girls working as shop -ssistant, receptionist or the like. folakes are generally famous for their incredibly stunning b-ttocks, the magically smooth skin and the habit of jumping on people instead of shaking hands as a greeting. their […]

• fomit

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• Food whoring

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• Shakiklet

  (n) the founder of the high-profile culture-interest sorority known as eta beta buddha (ebb). as the head buddha of this society, she graces the presence of her understudies with the elusive “hindu-head,” a coveted practice of the ancient buddhas handed down from the ages. renowned for her utmost skill in the art of petting cows […]

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