Mock-Grinding
a type of dancing based off of grinding which was originally invented by matt buchler. it is like grinding, except you are doing a slow swaying motion much like in a normal slow dance, and also unlike conventional grinding, there is no s-xually based contact involved.
“wow, what is that couple doing?”
“they’re mock-grinding!”
“why?”
“because they have morals!”
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