wow!!! that kid is so fat must be a mohit dhir
it’s a northeastern/yankee term for “-ss.” get your n-ssasanky in gear!
gym weights that have been left unattended and lying around. bro , are you leaving those weights like that? – oh sorry, didn’t meant to leave liftovers behind me.
a walking dictionary who happens to disguised a big black man. did you just see somairi jump in noah’s car without warning.
- jerry springer p**p
inspired by the houdini p–p, this is when you are taking a cr-p and fart, but do not believe anything has come out … until you get up and look in the toilet and wonder “who is the father of that p–p?”. guys, i ‘m concerned, i had a jerry springer p–p, do you think […]
- tossing lightning
the moment when a man’s bladder is unloaded whilst ejaculating, resulting in a mixture of urine and s-m-n shooting out uncontrollably. some accounts describe the experience as spiritual, while others have dubbed it as one of the most horrific ordeals a body can be subjected to. bobby got plastered last night and ended up tossing […]