a woman’s v-g-n- that’s moist and smells like deli meat.
when i went down on maria she smelled like black forest ham, at the moment in time i realized she had one moist hoagie.
- the crusty woodp*ck*r
a s-x act in which the male must have a p-n-s head covered in dry, crusty s-m-n (see d-ck cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners v-g-n-. the male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to woody the woodp-ck-r. “yeah man, gave her the […]
hangou is a friendly way to greet people! when you meet your friends down the street, when you wanna break tension anyway you like just hangou! hangou! how are you doing?
a variant of the heisenberg principle which applies in the gym. if you can lift a weight perfectly as long as no camera is recording, but fail as soon as someone tries to record it. dude, i benched 225 this morning, but when we tried to record it, i failed. bro, you experienced a heisenlift.
a manly looking female who often complains of crotch funk.. a nosy, know it all b-tch who likes to be up in errbody’s business. likes to rat people out and hold them accountable, but absolutely will not own her own sh-t. do not be an ursala.. that b-tch told on me..shes such an ursala. a […]
a goobasaurus is an extreme goober. someone who is amazing and lovable, yet super silly and really rather weird. but that weirdness is part of what makes them so great. plus they’re super duper attractive. my boyfriend is a goobasaurus and that’s part of why i love him.