molester van


a white van that is all white and has no windows except for a windshield and the front ones. it might have “candy” or “puppies” in the back. little children should never go into one of these.
man in a molester van-hey kids, wanna have fun?
susie-yesss!(jumps in and is never seen again)
an old beat up van that drives around the streets. rust and old paint are a must. curtains in the windows are common but not nessessary. used for the act of luring childen for molestation.
look at that molester van by the swing set.

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