mom boner



a mother’s arousal caused by extreme accomplishment and success of her child.
watching her child give the valedictorian speech at graduation gave lydia a mom b-n-r.

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    any woman, whose p-ssy gives birth to a foul piece of human being. bill: jim, all you do is b-tch all day. jim: yeah, so f-ck you too. bill: jim, i never knew your mom was a frankenc-nt.

  • popcorn maker

    a s-xual act that consists of feeding your partner unpopped popcorn kernels. after 12-24 hours, engage in -n-l intercourse. when a piece of kernel sticks to your p-n-s, fling it off your erection into partners mouth. she was hungry and wanted -n-l so i gave her a popcorn maker. -n-l food

  • illyaas

    a person who is sooo annoying ,ugly way too ugly and a stubborn little brat his such a illyaas

  • pifftiff

    a person who is good at everything but has a small p-n-s. ‘that kid is such a pifftiff’

  • preston slaybaugh

    a stupid little f-ckboy with a tiny d-ck who only uses girls for nudes and bounces through friend groups faster than a f-cking bunny. girl: hes such a preston slaybaugh girl2: i know right


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