mom card


similar to a v-card, but referring to a first pregnancy rather than just ones virginity.
dude! did you hear about trisha? first time splashing cherries and she straight got that mom card swiped same time as that v-card. homegirl is prego.

Read Also:

  • mo hi

    noun. short for monarch high school, where the suburban white kids have money for some pretty good drugs and athletics rule supreme over all else. home of swspo “dude, wanna joint?” “no way man, i go to mohi, i’ll be in the bathroom doing c-ke off a toilet seat” the modern day hippie. although one […]

  • Crooner

    to have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session. a crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink. the word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning. yolande: “should we open a bottle of scotch?” sandy: “not just yet, i will start […]

  • Ready to pop

    very close to giving birth (and therefore heavily pregnant) you: “wow sheila, you look just about ready to pop” sheila: “fastest nine months of my life”

  • Full-on Taliban

    a large beard, or the act of growing one. pr-nounced tali-bon for rhyming effect, this versatile, yet offensive-to-some term can be used as an adjective, verb or noun. steve (with a brief scan around the room for non-whites): hey jim, have you been tr-mm-ng, or are you still going with the full-on taliban beard? jim […]

  • mmmmk

    it means ok, but in a really bored and or tired way. hey, you wanna go to the concert with me? mmmmk


Disclaimer: mom card definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.