monkey poop
1. the feces a monkey exudes.
2. the feces your mom exudes.
3. the act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.
boss: “you should work overtime this weekend.”
worker: {p–ps in underwear.}
boss: “what is that smell?”
worker: {throws p–p at boss.} “you.”
– or –
man: “give me head now, woman!”
woman: “no, i am on the rag, and i am a giant b-tch. i may as well be a lesbian.”
man: {p–ps his bed.}
woman: “why did you just p–p the bed?”
man: {throws feces at woman.} “give me head.”
– or –
supermarket clerk: “why are you buying so many tampons?”
bag boy: “seriously, are you on the rag or what?”
menstruating woman: {lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} “yes.”
– or –
lesbian 1: “why is my fist covered in p–p?”
lesbian 2: “wrong hole.”
some kinda person who smells really bad or a monkey p–ping
u smell like monkey p–p
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