marjukka
heck of a gorgeous looking bootylicious human being, can be slightly stupid, simple and naive but always pure and eager as a puppy.
i met marjukka the other day and she was just half way through sending her housewarming party invitations on e-mail to all her friends. she had manually typed every e-mail and was really embarr-ssed once i told her about the possibilities of copy & paste. lol!
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