Montalvo


a mexican god!
girl1- omfg! who the f-ck is that h-lla hotty!?<3 girl2- omg! its montalvo, he's the s-xiest man on earth!!<3 the biggest b-tch everrrrrrrrr!!!!!! quit being a montalvo ,and go talk to her. moron, your just a montalvo

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