moose fucker

keith
keith
a moose f-cker is somebody from canada.
if you live in canada you are automaticly a moose f-cker.
a slur referring to canadians. it finds its origin in the common practice of the same name in northern canada. canadians living by themselves in cabins in the frozen north often grow very lonely during the long winter months. these canadians then spread their food scr-ps outside of their cabin. moose (and other animals) are attracted by the smell of this food, and the kanuk then proceeds to mount said moose, often pleasuring himself hundreds of times with the same moose until springtime!
american: man, keith is such a moose f-cker! i know cabin fever can get bad, but why doesn’t he just polish off some alcohol instead?

canadian: well, he’s originally from georgia, so he only drinks southern comfort. but a moose’s bunghole offers just as much comfort!
derogatory term used to describe canadians

a person living in or from canada.

one who f-cks moose.
when i crossed the northern boarder, the first thing i saw was a moosef-cker.
what sarah palin is. have you seen her husband? what would you call him? she has s-x with this creep. and she is the queen of mean, too.
what a moose f-cker that sarah palin is! jeez, did anyone with a measurable iq actually vote for that ditz?
a person who is fond of hot man/animal s-x with a moose.
nick is a moosef-cker
when somebody f-cks amoose

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