Moosii


noun, plural. part of the eternal quest to find an appropriate word for a number of moose: large, rocktacious creatures that have a cult following but no appropriate plural noun.

due to the growing number of moosii references seen in the last year or two, it has been suggested by moosii enthusiasts that moosii will be the new monkey realists note that moosii’s noted lack of opposable thumb (and therefore poo-flinging) may hinder this.

of the available possible plurals for moose, moosii is clearly the most superior. it beats out moosen, mooses, and meese by far.
there is a herd of moosii roaming the streets of minneapolis.

…a cult is following them.
plural of moose, more than one moose, alternative to mooses
what happened to you?? were you s-xually -ssaulted by a group of moosii?

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