mormonize
to screw somebody in a manner that is consistent with the mormon faith.
“did you guys get kinky last night?”
“nah, she’s a mormon, so we just mormonized.”
the act of copulation with a member of the church (cult) of jesus christ of latter-day saints. since what they do to reproduce cannot be considered s-xy, mormonizing is what they do.
also, the act of converting someone to a mormon can be called mormonizing, because once you join, you are f-cked.
jess: get ready to be mormonized.
jebidiah: ok, but only without protection. we need to expand this farce, i mean religion.
when a mormon s-xes someone up.
oh baby, come mormonize me!
the act of s-xing someone up by a mormon.
oh baby, mormonize me.
man, those hot mormons over there on their bikes can mormonize me any day.
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