morning fatty
1. a ska band from south florida, also referred to as “mf”
2. a person who is fat only in the mornings
3. a big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. an erection experienced after waking up; morning wood
1. guy 1: hey man, are you going to the mf show tonight?
guy 2: h-ll yeah, morning fatty is the sh-t!
2. i thought she was hot, but when i woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. there’s nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. when i got up i had to hide my morning fatty
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