morning licks
this is the act of sneaking up to your partner first thing in the morning when the mouth and togue bacteria are at their worst, if you can get some bad breath in as well then it only compliments it, then, licking your partner from the chin up to their forehead in one foul lick, making sure there is plenty of saliva being transferred.
for added results do while partner is asleep as a way of waking them up.
after a night out on guiness and a curry on the way home and not brushing your teeth before going to bed then waking your partner up with a series of morning licks
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