morphis
(n)an extremely uneducated hick. one who has trouble reading or communicating. talks to f-cking much, mostly lies and bullsh-t. someone who is very unlikable. basically, a dumb f-ck you want to punch in the face!
(v)to bullsh-t.
man, i can’t stand working with that morphis, he’s constantly full of sh-t!
you morphis me one more time, i’ll knock your b-tch -ss out!
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