moustache ride


one-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral s-x act.
person 1: “who wants a moustache ride?”
person 2: “i do; i want one.”
7 more definitions
when a babe rides dudes face like a wild pony
yo brenda when you comin ova fo da moustache ride, and by that i mean ride my face
c-nn-l-ng-s performed by a male
jeff gave sarah the best moustache ride she’d ever had!
variant of “going the growl” although this maneuver requires one lovely l-ss upon ones moustache ( or womb broom) in a rug munching manner.
after a lovely evening, i took her home for a moustache ride.
when the person giving oral s-x has a mustache
who wants a mustache ride-this is a quote from the nude scene in suupertroopers for the less educated people out there
c-nn-l-ng-s performed by a lesbian with a moustache.
hey pam! wanna go for a moustache ride?
oral s-x
who wants a moustache ride?

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