Mouthsquatch
mouthsquatch : a nocturnal person that talks excessively and grows hair at an excellerated rate. believed to be closely related to the sasquatch.
that long haired guy at the bar last night could talk to anyone for hours… yeah he’s a total mouthsquatch.
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when your grandpa or friend goes into a rant about something that you can’t just walk away from so you’re forced to listen to him until he finishes friend 1: did i ever tell you about the time when– friend 2: if you go off into a grandpa rant, i’ll punch you in the face.
- hit and split
synonym for f-ck and chuck. hey jonny are you still seeing that girl? no, i hit and split.
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the various motions people use trying to get the hand air dryer to start in a public restroom. man, that guy made restroom jazz hands for over a minute before he figured out the air dryer didn’t work.
- hitting
something that consummately hits the spot. lauren: that beach was h-tting. obvi. natch. h-lla.
- Hodagging
in desperate times (usually during a drunken stupor) in which one has relations with a female of m-ss proportions. ben was so wasted at that country music festival he went hodagging in the field.