a guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her -ssessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.
todd: i took lisa to see ghostbusters 2016 last night.
me: oh god, that movie sucked! i walked out about halfway through
todd: yeah me too, but lisa loved it. i lied and said i did too. she was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
me: you are such a movie weasel.
todd: guilty as charged, dude.
einin is the name of a shy, artistic girl. she will keep to herself, but if you can get her out of her sh-ll she will make for a great friend. einin, why don’t you come hang out with us?
being f-ck in the -ss with a d-ck covered in salt he said he wanted to try -n-l but he totally sodiumised me.
- mammoth feet
somebody who has abnormally large feet or legs, but refuses to believe it due to crippling insecurity issues. tribesman: “you are loud, your feet are like mammoth” brightshadow: “i am not your mammoth feet”
enchantment with the wrong thing. my daughter suffers from an unfortunate misenchantment with the kardashians.
- yellow wood
when your p-n-s is hard because you have to pee roiel drunk to much water now her has yellow wood