Mr Hankey is Knocking on the Door


means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
remember that jalepeno burrito i had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and heinekins for dessert? well, mr hankey is knocking on the door about now!!

i’ve been sick all day, and i think mr hankey is knocking on the door again.

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