Mr. Kirby
perfect being who communicates effectively with children and poses as the reason for students waking up every morning. with a smile on his face every student that he has is inspired by him.
boy: we have a new teacher in our school, he is so great!
girl: is she a mr. kirby
boy: almost, but there is only one person in the world i know who can fit that category
girl: i know who your talking about
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