mr. miagi
v. to sn-tch up something very quickly, namely annoying flies that bother you while you are trying to think of very funny words.
also to sn-tch anything you want, but in a quick fashion and semi-discreetly.
i swear, if that fly doesnt knock it off i’m gonna mr. miagi it with the quickness.
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