mud cricket
a female who wears short shorts, cowgirl boots, and will blow anyone with a lifted vehicle. often found rolling around in a mud hole or getting railed in the woods. listens to country music and claims shes not a wh-r- but gets bounced around friend groups like a hacky sack. -adam middleboro ma
who havent you slept with ya dang mud cricket
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