the act of motorboating, except performed on a generously proportioned booty instead of the usual br–sts.
“you’ll have to excuse my dirty sanchez , rick , as i’ve just spent the weekend mudcrabbing with my wife in the tropics.”
- netflix hoe
someone who has many shows started but not finished on netflix sean: let’s go watch netflix henry: dude! you have futurama and walking dead started and you haven’t finished either, you’re such a netflix hoe
nothing in my head theres nimh that i can say or think of
an item which is stored within your bra. similar to squirreling something away, but only applies to that small sp-ce in your bra. i’m going to norkbadger my phone i’ve norkbadgered my money in my bra. via giphy
- npr and chill
having someone come over and wearing gl-sses with no prescription. looking smart as f-ck, then f-ck-ng the sh-t out of each other while ira gl-ss’ smooth–ss voice helps you keep a rhythm. hey girl, put on your favorite wayfarers and get over here, this american life is on in 10…we gonna npr and chill.
when your friend is more interested in getting girls than hanging with his friends; also being p-ssy whipped. “is joe coming to watch the game tonight? ” “nah he’s f-ck-ng pacoochin again. he’s with sara.” “f-ck bro. he’s so whipped.”